Peter K. Rosenthal faces an existential crisis after watching ‘Fifty Shades Freed’ and learning the nature of his predicament.

For as long as I remember I’ve been imprisoned here, forced to watch an endless cavalcade of rote, insipid moviemaking. … Every DVD I watch is slipped in on a tray. Recently, for some reason, they’ve also been putting this revolver on it.

from Boing Boing https://boingboing.net/2018/02/14/the-onions-review-of-fifty-s.html

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