Peter K. Rosenthal faces an existential crisis after watching ‘Fifty Shades Freed’ and learning the nature of his predicament.
For as long as I remember I’ve been imprisoned here, forced to watch an endless cavalcade of rote, insipid moviemaking. … Every DVD I watch is slipped in on a tray. Recently, for some reason, they’ve also been putting this revolver on it.
from Boing Boing https://boingboing.net/2018/02/14/the-onions-review-of-fifty-s.html